Military Humour September 25, 2008
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No Doubt these have been seen across the internet, they still
however remain funny
Baby Making September 19, 2008
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There
is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny.
The
Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate
father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to
arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now.
The man should be here soon.'
Half
an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer
happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.
'Good
morning, Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to…'
'Oh,
no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been
expecting you.'
'Have
you really?' said the photographer. 'Well, that's good. Did you know
babies are my specialty?'
'Well
that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a
seat'.
After
a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?'
'Leave
everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch,
and perhaps a couple on the bed.
And
sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out
there.'
'Bathtub,
living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!'
'Well,
Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try
several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm
sure you'll be pleased with the results.'
'My,
that's a lot!', gasped Mrs. Smith.
'Ma'am,
in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be In and
out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that.'
'Don't
I know it,' said Mrs. Smith quietly.
The
photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his
baby pictures. 'This was done on the top of a bus,' he said.
'Oh,
my word!' Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.
'And
these twins turned out exceptionally well – when you consider their
mother was so difficult to work with.'
'She
was difficult?' asked Mrs. Smith.
'Yes,
I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job
done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a
good look'
'Four
and five deep?' said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.
'Yes',
the photographer replied. 'And for more than three hours, too. The
mother was constantly squealing and yelling – I could hardly
concentrate, and
when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the
squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all
in.'
Mrs.
Smith leaned forward. 'Do you mean they actually chewed on your,
uh…equipment?'
'It's
true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we
can get to work right away.'
'Tripod?'
'Oh
yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too
big to be held in the hand for very long.'
Mrs.
Smith fainted…..
Win Another way to win $100 November 13, 2007
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I found on Win 100 easy bucks in The Love Contest | Contest Blogger that A blog called Romance Tracker, has decided to sponsor a contest here that has it all: entry requirements that will take you about one minute to complete, AND a prize that anyone would love to win: 100 bucks in cold, hard cash.
From the contest blogger site “There are two easy options to get your name in the hat for 100 bucks from Romance Tracker: either link back to the Romance Tracker Homepage using the anchor text “love” (in a post, sidebar or whatever) or subscribe to the Romance Tracker RSS feed.”
Once you do that send contestblogger a line (on their post) and you are done – Good Luck!
Mark Houston Recovery Is Giving Away $25 Cash November 6, 2007
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How to enter:
Just make a post on your blog announcing this contest. You post must link to this post as well as to one of the articles their article section. (If your blog sends them a trackback, you’ll be automatically entered. If your blog does not send trackbacks, just comment on this post with the url of your entry post.)One Article:
3 Important Facts For Men To Know On a Drug & Alcohol Rehabilitation Journey
The $25:
On December 1st, they’ll randomly select one entrant as a winner. The winner will receive $25 cash via Paypal or money order.Rules:
Anyone from any country may enter. If you have multiple blogs, you may enter each blog you own. We reserve the right to discount your entry if your blog is spammy, adult content, etc.
An Ipod Touch from Mixed Drink World November 6, 2007
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Its not every day that someone is giving away an Ipod Touch (well may be it is) but not normally just for blogging about them.
One new site that is on the internet is called Mixed Drink World they are about sharing mixed drink recipes and seem to have a great range. These guys are having a great promotion, win a new IPOD Touch blog contest . Here’s your chance to win a new IPOD Touch 16 GIG ($400 Value). Their just giving the stuff away. Don’t miss out and check out this killer contest. Or just check out how to make cocktail recipes.
It’s time for another super easy chance to win 100 smackers via Contest Blogger November 3, 2007
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I did not win the last contest blogger competition – but here’s hoping, this one is pretty straight forward
So here’s the deal, dude: to get your name tossed in the hat to win 100 bucks, you just have to do two quick and easy things.
- Link back to the Making Sales Making Money homepage using the anchor text home based business opportunities.
- Link back to the Contest Blogger homepage using the anchor text sweepstakes.
$100 Up For Grabs November 2, 2007
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Yeepage, is having a novel competition.
The rules are as below:
- Any spam comments will be removed from his posts.
- For every 100 comments the prize money increase by $10
- 200 Comments i’ll PayPal $20, for 300 Comments i’ll PayPal $30, for 400 Comments i’ll PayPal $40, for 500 Comments i’ll PayPal $50 you get the idea.
- EXAMPLE: On the 20th Dec 07 , if he has a total of 452 comments he will give the prize to the person who wrote the 400th comment, likewise if he gets 699 comments i will give the prize to the person who wrote the 600th comment. So basically the higher the comments the more I pay…. So make me broke for Christmas.
- Winner needs to do short write up with proof of payment, after contest closes with a link back to his contest page
The success of the contest lies with his Readers so don’t let him fail on my first attempt
The last day of competition will be on the 20th Dec 07 just before Christmas so this money will come in handy for the Christmas shopping…. although I think i’ll have mine done before then
Last Minute Additional Christmas Twist:
An additional $40 will be given for a write up about his contest on your blog, does not need to be any 300 word monster but he does not mind if you do (of course not). he needs just a 100 word write up with a link to the contest page and one to my home page. This will be based on a lucky draw system. After completing drop him a email to admin@yeepage.com.
Win A New Ipod Nano November 2, 2007
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Today is November 1st the first day of a GREAT contest Browie’s Blog. He wond cash prize from problogger, so to help his own cause out he is hosting a contest.
It’s a simple blog contest like any other. All you have to do for 1 entry is to post a comment in the above post. You can gain 2 more entries into the contest if you make a blog post about his blog and contest. One link to his blog using the anchor text “Personal Blog”, and one link to the above article using whatever phrase you want.
Take a look at what you can win in this contest, a 4GB ipod video nano. With up to 5hrs. of video or 24hrs. of audio this ipod is great for anyone.
